My cat. I think she is trying to kill me with poop. Devil cat I tell you! I think she has seperation anxiety which causes her to poop in my bed, shred my carpet, and set bonfires using effigies of me.
I also heard her talking on the phone the other day and when I walked by she hung up real quick like. I also think I found her blog and I think she is plotting to suffocate me in my sleep and then eat all my tuna and claw her way through the door to freedom. It was a rough skematic - but I think that was the jist of it
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