We have had this saggy pants phenomenon since the mid-90's. Let it stop!
I'm lookin at you boys in the Chipotle line. Seriously - what is the point of belting your pants BELOW THE ASS?! I just feel bad for this generation of women who have no idea the greatness of a man's butt nicely ensconced in some well fitting Levi jeans.
Because of this last paragraph I now realize I am officially old because I do not understand the fashion of young people. But seriously you look like a douche bag. I giant saggy pant wearing douche. I am on a mission to fight douchebaggery in all it's forms and I am starting with saggy assed pants.
I am also unimpressed with this new fad of boys having hair that qualifies them to be extras on a Little House on the Prairie Set.
Exhibit A:
Seriously hippy you look like a Hobbit of the Homosexual order. Stop it!
Speaking of Little House on the Prairie, I caught an episode on the Hallmark channel, which really should just re-name itself the "All Pioneer Movie" network, yesterday. I loved this show as a kid. I'll be honest.
Growing up in Minnesota you can't help but root for your home town pioneer gal, (until you become a teen and realize that these damn Ingalls people have a "historic home" in every Midwest state and also that Minnesota landscapes look nothing like Southern California back lots) but you can't help but realize while watching the show as an adult what a total retard Carrie was.
She cried at the drop of a hat, lagging behind, whining, always galloping down the grassy hills face first, marinating herself in front of coyotes, skipping between mother bears and their cubs, and falling into abandoned mine shafts. Yet somehow Ma and Pa always save her. At what point do you not realize this child is a curse and just let good old Darwinism run the course. Like Ma and Pa don't have better things to be doing then digging a second shaft to be yankin your cryin' ass out of the collapsing mine shaft? No wonder Pa was always so tired. Carrie should have just fallen into a rattlesnake den in season two and been left there.
You know who else I would like to see fall into a rattlesnake den?
Dick Button.
There is nothing like a pretentious, aging, figure skater commenting on other skaters he could have grandfathered to really make for a fun evening of television watching.
He gets so cranky. You can hear him seething with disdain for certain skaters. I know most of you were watching American Idol but Dick actually said of Sasha Cohen; "She's nothing more than vibrating dildo on skates". That was totally out of line Dick. Especially coming from a guy named DickDick Buttonseriously!
I think the younger skaters should challenge him to a skate-off. Throw the geezer on some blades and see how he does. I bet he'd be a lot slower to criticize someone's lay-back position on a flying camel maneuver as soon as someone pointed out to him that on skates he is little more than a giant flaming moose knuckle of duchbaggery.
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