KC and the iTrip Band

Ah the great road trip. I am not a huge fan generally. I much prefer a quick flight to maximize my fun time. However, this trip was different. We had solid fun the whole way. Probably because I spent it with my Twin. Sure we annoy the hell out of everyone else who travels with us, but never each other its a beautiful thing.

We also purchased an iTrip. What an awesome little doodad!! It makes roadtripin an awesome experience. All your favorite songs on the radio! Wee! Now you would think since we really dont like the same music it would be a problem, but its all good. I listen to her crap, she listens to mine. It was a cultural exchange. Except I think I did add some extra words to a country songsomething about Daddy cheating on Mommy thats why he couldnt be home for Christmas - I swear I heard him say it though!

This was easily the best vacation I have had in a long time. It was all very laid back and easy going. We didnt even do anything that thrilling, but I am a simple girl who gets easily thrilled by good booze, good food, and fun people to share it with. Thats a good night to me.

We got in late Friday night. We hit a few bars with some of Dominicks friends and then went home to watch Boondock Saints which is a pretty cool flick.

Saturday was his family reunion which he kindly shuttled us to. It was hot as hell, but the best goddamn BBQ I have ever had in my life EVER! I wanted to marinade my body in that sauce. Oh god, and the burgers...I get a little moist just thinking about it.

We followed it up with a dip in the pool, shining our shoes and polishing our noses to head to his birthday party.

Dominick told us people stay in KC because of the people. After meeting his friends Saturday night I can see why. Again, a totally laid back house party with plenty of beer and fun people. We were instantly made welcome, and I'd like to think weve made some new friends in KC.

New friends with AWESOME ganja I might add.

Im not a smoker per say. I wont go buy it for myself, but at social occasions, when offered I am inclined to say sure! I wasnt even sure I was going to Saturday night but the peer pressure did me in...and Im so glad it did.

For any of you that have seen Becks and I drunk, you can imagine what were like stoned. We get the giggles....real bad! Uncontrollable giggles that last and last and last. Usually for no good reason. Becky demonstrated for us her surfing abilities. And I was able to coin a new phrase.

Two Minutes to Crotchner - said in a Rainman voice. If you find your friend, sister, co-worker is wearing a mini skirt and in danger of exposing her black underwear it is perfectly acceptable and helpful to cry out, "TWO MINUTES TO CROTCHNER!" Take it, use it you'll be glad you did.

Then our new KC BFF Laurel invited us to her house to go swimming. Did I mention its flippin hot in KC? On our car ride there Becky exclaimed, "Dude it feels like were flying!" and I was helpfully able to tell everyone, "Dude lick your lipsthey feel huge!" I also got to eat the best tasting potato chips ever in my life.

So Laurel lives in the country. And has a pool.

I give you one more variable...stoned drunk people. This equation can only equal skinny dipping. It was FABOO!

However the only downer was cold water also equals instant sobriety and the realization that, "hey I'm naked."

Sunday met with more laid back goodness. We went to the Plaza area did a little shopping, I bought a kick ass rod iron candelabra at this spiffy furniture store, and we went and saw Superman Returns.

It was an ok movie. Not as awesome as Batman, but pretty good. And Scott, I totally see your overt Jesus references. Holy hell I might as well have been bitch slapped by a Bible. Luckily Dominick is a good sport and also enjoys to talk during movies and say completely inappropriate things. The three of us really are long lost brothers and sisters. Favorite additional line said by my albino twin; "What does he have super sperm that just blasts its way through all forms of contraception?!"

Monday was the big party. Our pal Keith came up from St. Louis to party with us at Laurel and Matts house, henceforth known as The Royal Pad of Skinny Dipping Goodness and Wonderment!

Again, best line from my albino twin; "Keith has a weird accent. He doesnt sound Southern at all!"

"Really? Thats good, cuz hes originally from England."

Of course Becky and I managed to attract a crowd and regale them with our stories. We have stories for everything.

"Is this goat cheese on the cheese tray?"

"I'm not sure...but that totally reminds me of a story..."

OH! And my surreal reality TV moment...ok, so a while back I blogged about Average Joe. None of you will remember that, it wasn't that funny but here it is. So one of their friends is one of the average guys I found to be totally hot. Talk about a small world. I would still, and I quote, "Throw him over a stack of books in the library" however he has a very sweet and cute girlfriend so I will keep my horny mojo nerd loving bits to myself. But I sort of met a celebrity crush...if he had been on my freebie bang list I might have groped him in a dark corner of the garage...but c'est la vie.

Speaking of groping that reminds me of a story...I fucking love Utilikilts. Makes me happy and moist, ahhooohhh! Ok I guess thats not a story, but its true.

I think we made some new fans or at least some converts into the Our Lady of the Perpetual Holy Flock of Albinos. We even had a few people follow us around the party so as not to miss any of our stories. Apparently we developed a reputation too, a few people told us Oh yeah I heard about you already What can I saywe fucking rule.

There was a keg, many fireworks, and MORE SKINNY DIPPING!

Dominick was a sweetie and bought my favorite type of sparkler. Jojo trivia number 47 Jojos favorite sparkler is known as a "Morning Glory".

I will have to let Becky blog about her favorite firework which is known as a Saturn Rocket. Please feel free to private message her and ask about it. She keeps them in her purse.

Again it was a fuggin great vacation. I had such a great time. Keith, Dominick I ruv you wrong time! I hope to see ya at my birthday in October.

Dominick please dry hump Travis for me, lick Matt and Laurel, pinch your friend Chris's ass, and sodomize your friend Josh for me...(take pictures.)

I appreciate it. Y'all are the best. I love ya much!