Sunday, March 06, 2011

The Second Grossest Blog I've Ever Written

After three days of explosive diarrhea, I cannot tell you how thrilling it is to have to push again.

Seriously.

I even had to bear down, and pondered boiling water and tearing some sheets.

1 comment:

Bee Stew said...

You should have. The sheets would have been much finer than many a toilet paper. Especially if they were jersey.