This is how I know it is Monday

*soft phone ring in the distance*

I think: Ha! Someone has the same ring tone as me.

*ring is slightly louder*

I think: It sounds closer now, I wonder who has my ring tone and is walking toward my desk?

*ring is even louder now*

I think: That sounds like it is under my desk -- oh shit, that is my phone.

*ring*

I fumble with my purse and swear softly to myself so I don't get lectured by HR again.

*ring*

Still digging and curse my monstro purse with bottomless pockets that seems to eat loudly ringing cell phones.

I find my phone.

It has stopped ringing.

[End Scene]