Today I get an instant message: Pizza!
I reply: I was thinking Burgers. Can I sway you to the meatside?
Gabe: I will never say no to burgers.
Me: Atta boy!
Gabe: If I do, please tie me up, and beat the shit out of me until the imposter gives up my location. On the way to get me out of his basement rape-dungeon, please bring burgers. I will be hungry.
I love my husband for many reasons, but mostly for his ability to casually work in "rape-dungeon" in pretty much any conversation.
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Random hilarity is the best kind.
Last night, in the middle of an otherwise enjoyable episode of History Channel's "Top Shot" 'Becca held up her hand, three fingers pointing down and announced:
"Camel toe!"
I'm still not entirely sure what she was reacting to :/
Only thing better would be if I worked in the same building as you guys!
Jo, if 'rape-dungeon' isn't worked into a statement for 24 hours then you must look for the imposter.
Joff, it was in response to male camel toe on one of the competitors also known as 'moose knuckle'. I didn't want to see it so I reacted the only way I could: Using the international sign of camel toe.
Oh man, Special K if you worked in the same building, lunches would be a fucking riot. :D
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