I did not have killer relations with that chicken!

So I called my mom to break the news to her about her chicken. I have been dreading this call all week.

I told her to sit down, and not to be too upset.

She chuckled when I went in to my long tirade of how it may have died but I wasn't sure, and that I was really sorry and have been taking good care of them otherwise.

"Was it the chicken with a lot of white feathers on its head?"

"Yes..."

"Yeah before we left it was coughing and weezing a lot, I was a little worried about it, but figured it might make it might not."

P.S. THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT MOM!