I will be holding a candle-light vigil tonight to mark and remember the tragic events of today, namely the end of an era, The Jen and Ben era.
It was too wonderful to be true. Those two crazy kids, star-crossed lovers that they were, just couldn't make it work. Blame society. They just can't stand to see two celebs in love. Why couldn't they just leave their perfect and true love alone?! WHY?!
I can't help but get weepy when I think about the Benifer Empire that might have been. Jersey Girl will never be the success Gili was after the break up. The fans will be too tramuatized to go to the movie.
GOD! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AWAKWARDNESS THEY WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT THAT MOVIE PREMIER?!
Let's pray for those two little soliders!
Mark your calenders ladies and gentlemen. Today is a day that will live in infamy.
All my hopes and dreams I now lay in the lap of Ashton and Demi. Let's hope the media scoundrels don't ruin another meant to be realtionship!!
Excuse me while I go sing Amazing Grace in the tabloid section of the grocery store.
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