Shit Brown Monkey?

My albino twin and I are either going to make it big as a comedy act/freak show review or bartenders.

Allow me to let you in on our new drink so that all may partake in the goodness.

1 part Boones Farm Blue Hawaiian
1 part Bahama Mama Mix (with booze already mixed in)

All you nay sayers just hold on to your damn knickers. Those of you who are opposed to fizzy wine, I say to you good people, "you lack vision".

Now it's been a while since my formal art training days but I always thought red and blue make purple. I was very excited. I made this observation to my friend while we mixed together our concoction much like two mad scientists.

"It will look like a grape ape!" I giggled.

The world does not have enough purple drinks my friends. I think we should start a petition.

As we stirred it really turned to a mud brown color. My faithful compaion turned to me and said, "That's no grape ape, it's a shit brown monkey."

And then the angel of God came down and blessed our drink. "Drink up! Drink up!" He said, "Partake of thine shit brown monkey, and may all your days be fruitful. May your wine fizz with renewed carbonation, and all the monkeys on your back become drunken and fall off."

And it was good.