Boys are dumb

This is my new mantra by the way, "Boys are dumb". It really has become the only explination I can have for so many stupid things they do.

Why is it so hard for people to just say what they want? Why must there be all this hinted inuendo, that I, with my swiss cheese mind, must try to decipher?

I just want to shout at them, "What do you want from me?" And yes, want, because it seems to me they all want something. I shall refrain from the cliche, they all only want ONE thing, even tho I have a sinking feeling all cliches are based in truth. How else do they become cliche?

It weakens my mind, sucks at my resolve, and makes me want to go lesbian.

But then I recall that women are far worse when it comes to mind games and manipulation.

And so I resolve to stop getting my hopes up. Stop wanting things I can't have. Stop trying so hard, and let the salmon of Capistrano swim to me.

As my good friend Reba would say, "I am too tired to date."