I hate you AND YOUR ASS FACE!
That's right, I'm talking to you, you antiquated sorry excuse for flesh! You can't even dress yourself properly! Red velvet suits with white fur trim...HONESTLY! WHEN WAS THAT POPULAR?! NEVER, YOU FREAK! You're a pile of human hair, and I have no idea how your wife puts up with you, you Grizzly Adams on Miracle Grow!
Now lets talk about your "humanitarian" work. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT! First of all you staff your factories with midgits and try to claim they are magical elves. The U.N. has been notified of your cruelty to your works, long hours, no vacations, no healthcare! And this is the worst. You pay them in coupons!!! 15 cents off tuna is not a liveable wage! You make the baby Koffi Annan cry!!
Green Peace hates you too! What kind of low life fuck pisses off the United Nations AND Green Peace! Let's face it, YOU'RE THE REASON THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING WITH ALL YOUR INDUSTRIAL WASTE. I also saw the expose on how you dehorn your reindeer and give them fake glowing antlers that cause CANCER! REINDEER CANCER! Isn't true the real Rudloph died back in 1954? Oh but not before you made him put in one last run...even tho his fur was falling out! YOUR A SICK SICK MAN!
Now let's talk about your distribution practices...needy kids get fucked every year with the candy cane of poverty. Your an elitist cookie munching tub of goo who won't even deliever toys to the needy because the "neighborhoods are bad". That's why toy drives had to be started!! YOUR A RACIST, CLASSIST, PIG!! Meanwhile your little friends over at Haliburton, their kids get presents upon presents that they don't even use!!
I didn't want to go there, but your anti-semite too! We all know it, I don't even know why I cover for you anymore. Especially after what you did to me. That's right...YOU DID NOTHING FOR ME!! My whole childhood, you made sure the toy drives even passed me over. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!? Just because I told my friend Emily in kindergarten you didn't exist...well fuck you old man! AS FAR AS I KNEW YOU DIDN'T!
I'm glad the dyslexic children get it right, and call you by your REAL name--STANA...er I mean SATAN!!
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