Becky and I like to make up our own songs...
"Like a Rhinestone Chocha - riding off like a hairless prairie dog..."
"Herpes! Ya leave me red and Rashy!/Herpes Ya Make me Feel Kinda Trashy!/ My boyfriend left town, but my Herpes still around!"
The other night we came up with a new one...
My bologna has a first name.
It's M-E-A-T Stick!
My bologna has a second name.
It's M-E-A-T Stick!
Cuz Meatstick Meatstick has a way with B-O-L-O-D-N-A!"
To which Beck says: "Bolodna - the lunch meat of hairlips everywhere!"
I think I peed.
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