Yesterday I went to the grocery store. I made my selections - just the basics. As I looked down at my basket for one I realized that I had infact graduated to the level of "spinster".
* 1 Frozen Pizza
* Cat Food
* 12 pack Diet Coke
* S.O.S Pads
I would have been going for bonus points had I thrown in a copy of Women's Day, some Ben and Jerry's, and some Tamax. I am not in Old Spinster status yet since I did not have any coupons. I am not a White Trash Spinster because I did not go for the Misty 120's.
Where are the shopping baskets of my youth? KY, Trojan, and Nair - the Hallmarks of someone is going to get laid. Now I just have all the call cards of a night in with the cat; sexual frustrations being unleashed on dirty pots.
God I'm a square.
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