I don't know what's going on, but someone just made a dirty bomb in the employee restroom.
There was a cloud and my eyes watered...jesus!
Memo: To Everyone I Work With
RE: Stinky Ass
It has come to my attention someone laid a dirty bomb in the bathroom. I move for one or all of the following actions:
1. Airfreshener.
2. Mexican food is banned from the premises.
3. A biohazard sign with estimated time of clearance for safety of use.
I am concerned that there are meth labs that are safer for human habitation than our bathroom is right now.
Sincerly -
A concerned co-worker.
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