THIS IS A THING!

I just learned that Nicki Minaj has a perfume...

While watching the commercial I stammered, "I HAVE to smell this!"

Gabe: "We could go to Sephora and smell it."

Me: "It's gay that you know that."

Gabe: "I know it because I go there with my WIFE, therefore not gay."

Me: "We both know I'm just your beard."